bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.

Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!

by foxybrown August 16, 2007

bear snack

A used tampon that has been tossed into the woods due to having no where else to dispose of it. Usually removed and tossed while on a camping trip just prior to having sexual intercourse.

Being the group environmentalist, Sally didn't mind removing her tampon and tossing it in the woods because she knew it was soon to be a delicious bear snack.

by RescueBeeotch September 3, 2009

bear payne

proof that labour is just too much for some women

Cheryl: OMG Liam ! I am in bare pain!
Liam: OMG Cheryl that's it! Bear Payne

by rumbleinthejungle June 7, 2017

bear trap ugly

someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.

Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!

by M.1C.0C. June 20, 2009

bear boner

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

Bear train

When three large, Hairy, Gay men run a train on one another.

Did you see Ricky, He cant walk right from that Bear train last night.

by Devon T January 28, 2018

Bear Hunter

A person, typically either a woman or gay man, who enjoys hooking up with husky men with a lot of body hair. The term bear hunter does not refer to a killer or violent person who looks for bears and hurts them due to homophobia.

Mr. Billy Brown is a straight family man by day, but when night comes, he's a bear hunter who hits up all the right places in the Castro. Things sure do get hairy.

by HuManOfTheYear March 15, 2011