Theist: Someone who knows god personally.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
by cloud195 May 17, 2013
Get the Atheistmug. Someone who has actually read the Bible without grossly distorting its meaning into some sort of modern work of humanism. When atheists say hell is bull and sin isn't real, they are actually being intolerant, according to pussy agnostics and moderate Christians, who don't believe anything in the bible ever happened, but somehow think god exists anyway.
Atheist: Religion controls your way of life. Prime example, many gay people suffer through years of self-hate because religion says they are sick and "unnatural."
Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.
Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.
Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
by joseffritz January 27, 2012
Get the atheistmug. I contend that we are both atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. (based on Richard Dawkins)
by schumpeter June 8, 2010
Get the atheistmug. Person #1: Oh my God. It's totally raining fire. I think it's Judgement Day.
Person #2: Huh.
Person #1: Maybe...we should pray for salvation?
Person #2: Nah, I don't need eternal life and forgivness. I'm an atheist.
Person #2: Huh.
Person #1: Maybe...we should pray for salvation?
Person #2: Nah, I don't need eternal life and forgivness. I'm an atheist.
by The Twilight Zoner November 12, 2009
Get the Atheistmug. John: Katie is an atheist.
Steve: Really? So that's why she's so cool.
Adam: Atheists are wrong. *Unintelligent tangent about how Intelligent Design is just as good as Evolution here*
Steve: Why do we hang out with Adam? He's such a tool.
Steve: Really? So that's why she's so cool.
Adam: Atheists are wrong. *Unintelligent tangent about how Intelligent Design is just as good as Evolution here*
Steve: Why do we hang out with Adam? He's such a tool.
by The Real Captain June 8, 2010
Get the atheistmug. People who deny the fact that some things simply cannot be explained through scientific observations and logical thinking. They deny the possibility that some things in this universe are beyond the understanding of humans. In other words, they do not believe that there is a God.
When a person who was paralysed for thier entire life suddenly gets healed when he/she get filled with the Holy Spirit, there is simply no scientific explanation to show for it. This is what we call Faith, and Faith can sometimes overflow human understanding. No, that person who was healed did not undergo a "rare coincidence," but rather a miracle as a rewarding example of his/her faith. However, some atheists would spend days, weeks, months, or even years trying to explain what had happened with science because they won't accept the fact that supernatural things do occur. (some of this borrowed from a Christian point of view)
by JonnyXYZ December 30, 2008
Get the atheistsmug. A person who does not accept the existence of a greater being. However, there are some exceptions.
1. They believe in a creator, but not a creator as described in most religions.
2. They do not officially recognize or conform to a religion, nor deny the existence of a greater being. See agnostic.
Contrary to popular belief, most atheists do lead fun, happy, and fulfilling lives. This is because they do not need the idea of a god to feel satisfied in life. Also, a lot of them are not close-minded jerks to begin with, but some end up that way because of their constant harassment from people (usually Christians) being close-minded jerks themselves.
1. They believe in a creator, but not a creator as described in most religions.
2. They do not officially recognize or conform to a religion, nor deny the existence of a greater being. See agnostic.
Contrary to popular belief, most atheists do lead fun, happy, and fulfilling lives. This is because they do not need the idea of a god to feel satisfied in life. Also, a lot of them are not close-minded jerks to begin with, but some end up that way because of their constant harassment from people (usually Christians) being close-minded jerks themselves.
"They say they don't believe in any god or gods or deities and then obsessively whine,piss and moan,bitch and deride Christ and Christians and their bible.
To be that obsessed with Christians and their God and bible makes you stupid atheists a HATE GROUP!
You are CRAZY to sit here and spend all of your time obsessing over a God which you claim doesn't even exist in the first place.And the fact that you have singled out Christians proves that you are a HATE GROUP!
You are Satanists and Antichrists but don't even know it.
Never once in have I ever heard one of you ridiculous FAGZ whine,piss or moan about Wicca,Hinduism,Buddhism,Islam or New Age mumbo jumbo!
YOU ARE ALL FULL OF SHIT!"
Maybe that's because the believers of the other religions DON'T WHINE ABOUT US! I can't tell you how many times I've been reminded of my damnation to come by a fundie asshole. I chose my beliefs because of my observations in life, and not from hate, and then Christians come and harass me! How the hell am I supposed to act then?
To be that obsessed with Christians and their God and bible makes you stupid atheists a HATE GROUP!
You are CRAZY to sit here and spend all of your time obsessing over a God which you claim doesn't even exist in the first place.And the fact that you have singled out Christians proves that you are a HATE GROUP!
You are Satanists and Antichrists but don't even know it.
Never once in have I ever heard one of you ridiculous FAGZ whine,piss or moan about Wicca,Hinduism,Buddhism,Islam or New Age mumbo jumbo!
YOU ARE ALL FULL OF SHIT!"
Maybe that's because the believers of the other religions DON'T WHINE ABOUT US! I can't tell you how many times I've been reminded of my damnation to come by a fundie asshole. I chose my beliefs because of my observations in life, and not from hate, and then Christians come and harass me! How the hell am I supposed to act then?
by animatorStrike June 22, 2006
Get the atheistmug.