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Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”
by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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Pudding Pond

Definitely a group anal, pegging, shit fuck party. Definitely not a MTB trail in New Hampshire, US.
6 of my friends are going to pudding pond tomorrow and won’t come back the same.
by Thaswutsheesed June 25, 2021
mugGet the Pudding Pondmug.

pond club

A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.
I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by PondClubber March 22, 2023
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pond lad

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
by k'rk November 21, 2023
mugGet the pond ladmug.

[knows where the pond is]

When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.
Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."

Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.
by Travya October 13, 2008
mugGet the [knows where the pond is]mug.
Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018
mugGet the Pond to drown irrelevant thotsmug.

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