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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.
“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped
by Startupedition October 12, 2025
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finanacial assistance

Money dat you get from yer gramma.
Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.
The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.
by i want to break free February 24, 2024
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Admin Assistant

A fake job title typically used to cover up conspiracies involving FNHA.
Me: "I notice you haven't been any help to anyone ever. What does an Admin Assistant do exactly?"

Her: "Uhh... here's a link to FRAFCA."
by 12345................... March 7, 2022
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vaccon assistant

one who performs all of the finishing work on vaccon water tanks while the general stands by and watches. Specific assistant duties include flame treating, drilling holes, trimming flash, bagging, wrapping, and impact testing.
Donnell: Man I havent seen you all day what are you up to.
Jermaine: I have been busy...I am the vaccon assistant.
Nelson: Quietly agrees and laughs at his desk
by Mystery Dictionary February 17, 2010
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assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty
PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.
by Alaric I August 18, 2014
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