pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.

At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

by Waxbro May 3, 2016

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005

My foot up yo ass

Meaning "Kick your ass"

Unless you want my foot up yo ass, get to steppin'.

by Thaddian May 26, 2015

pickle up the ass

an adjetive describeing someone who spazes out or is up tight

"girl" STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
"me" chaill bitch dou u got a pickle up you ass?

by SOMEONE September 26, 2004

cum it up ur ass

instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"

gary: ur gay man

jeff: get some bread

gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt

by Leo from the projects February 2, 2007

Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018