archie slattery's cock

such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.

Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.

by willy12369 June 17, 2022

Archie King

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies

Dont be such an Archie king faggot

by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022

Archie

The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.

Person 1: See that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hella-thicc
Person1: thats Archie for you

by nigga dick balls August 30, 2022

Archie

He has a massive penis and loves little boys, but deep down he's a top g😎

"Archie is such a top g"

by Daddymbappe69 September 13, 2022

Archie battersbee

English schoolboy, born on 10th of March 2010 and died on the 6th of August 2022.

rip man

Died because of the blackout challenge

Archie Battersbee died.

by Poopz💩 September 30, 2022

Archie Battersbee

he died almost 2 months ago

On the 6th of August
Person 1: Sad, just got the news that Archie Battersbee died.
Person 2: ok

by Spongebobfan22 October 1, 2022