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IM anxiety 

The sense of anxiety and/or dread one feels when an IM is left unanswered for more than approximately 30 seconds. Generally this occurs at the beginning of a relationship when the other parties feelings are in question. IM anxiety may be accompanied by unreasonably frequent glances at the IM window and an utter inability to perform any non-computer tasks.
I was getting crazy IM anxiety yesterday when she wouldn't answer on MSN. Turned out she was just doing housework >.<
IM anxiety by IronMongoose February 20, 2011

twin anxiety 

the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"
Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!

Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."

disconnection anxiety 

The anxious feeling you get when you are having trouble connecting your laptop or mobile device to a wireless network.
OMG...I can't connect to the Internet...I don't know what's wrong...I've been offline for the last ten minutes...I've got a bad case of disconnection anxiety!

Chicken Anxiety 

To feel anxious about eating cooked chicken. Especially big pieces.
“Why didn’t you eat your last orange chicken piece?” “I have chicken anxiety.”

Pageant anxiety 

The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying
Dezzy left me on read so now my pageant anxiety is flared up!
Pageant anxiety by Mackenzie_2706s September 9, 2023

season two anxiety 

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.
dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
season two anxiety by 3Wishes March 5, 2011