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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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I know what the answer is

And I kmow what you're going to say...
Hym "Mostly because you've been saying it. I know what the answer is. The right answer at least. Why do this? Seriously. You have make it clear as day they have already told the truth. I was right. Jordan is having a fit because it was all true. Now, I have to sit here feeling like my brain is going to bust out of my skull and for what? To keep the other dr3gs from getting ideas that you can't steal? Keep the YouTube freaks from having to participate in the lives they profit from?"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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I'd rather not answer that

How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.
Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?

Echo: I'd rather not answer that

Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021
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Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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