One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.
by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013
Get the Anonymous Hitler mug.There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
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by DEE DEE DEE! August 13, 2022
Get the Anonymous(310) mug.A former narutard who appearently gets off on writing scathing reviews of a site such as Ninpocho that probably banhammered him for bad behavior and troublemaking, he is true to his name in trying to raise Hell because he has a personal vendetta against a site that decided it was too good for him.
Probably an emo kid who cries himself to sleep as he holds the bandage to his arm after cutting himself to feel anything at all, Anonymous Hellraiser clearly doesn't understand the fine line between enjoying creative writing and pretend, and decided to get hateful when someone made that line clear to him.
Probably an emo kid who cries himself to sleep as he holds the bandage to his arm after cutting himself to feel anything at all, Anonymous Hellraiser clearly doesn't understand the fine line between enjoying creative writing and pretend, and decided to get hateful when someone made that line clear to him.
Member of NC 1: Hey, did you see that entry written by Anonymous Hellraiser?
Member of NC 2: Yeah, that arrogant prick probably wrote it because he wishes he could still play and compensates for his poor writing skills by trying to publically trash a website's credibility when he doesn't know how to deal with his childish anger.
Member of NC 2: Yeah, that arrogant prick probably wrote it because he wishes he could still play and compensates for his poor writing skills by trying to publically trash a website's credibility when he doesn't know how to deal with his childish anger.
by Sagitta Magica December 12, 2007
Get the Anonymous Hellraiser mug.Come on Alex, you're no fun.... But you are a very shrewd debater. You dissect arguments with great precision and it's always very entertaining.
Hym "I'm not anonymous though. You just didn't ask. If you see a stranger walking down the street, you don't know their name but... They aren't anonymous. Someone you know might know their name. If someone you know, tells you their name, do you pretend not to know their name until they tell you? No. I'm not going to pretend your not just being stubborn. But here's my extra-spicy take... You want to hear it? You'll have to read the next one but I got a good one."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
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