angry unicorn

Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.

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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?

by conjuu February 20, 2005

Angry Mainer

When a man takes another man's fist and fists his own ass.

Dude, that guy was so hardcore, he always wants to do an Angry Mainer.

by Mr. Mainer November 22, 2010

Angry Jacobs

Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.

Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.

by mikey whipwreck December 17, 2010

Angry Bird Shit

Playing Angry Birds whilst shitting.

I just got my angry bird shit on big time.. had to bring in the mighty eagle.

by warso March 5, 2011

Angry Juice

(noun); A word of any alcohol/spirits drink that gives off a bad reaction to the person who drinks it, 'causing them to get angry, depending on what type of alcohol/spirits drink that they consumed.

person 1: What's up with my brother? He's getting mad all of the sudden?

person 2: Oh, I just simply gave him rum and that was it.

person 1: You gave him rum?!? Oh shit, that's his angry juice man.

by MSoles7 December 30, 2011

angry pants

A euphemism for a girls period. "Angry pants time" is the time when a girl is usually more irritable than others and has a tendency to be "angry" often.

#1: Man, Carly's being a real bitch lately.
#2: Yeah, she has, must be angry pants time.

by Jesse Brown October 19, 2005

angry grandma

When you are taking a grandma to pound town and finish inside her wrinkly roast beef sandwhich puss and she's mad about it

Danny grandson you came in my vagina now I'm an angry grandma

by Angry grandma June 22, 2017