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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!
Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!
by Taylor-Taylor March 31, 2019
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Alyssa

Tall, usually with dark hair. She has a large friend group but only trusts certain people. She is also a team player and works well in groups. She can also be quite funny without knowing it. Alyssa is also very lovable because she is super sweet and kind.
Alyssa is nice, yes!
by notmakenna December 3, 2019
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Alyssa

Wants to fuck Carters
by JimmyTimmyHimmy December 5, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the name of a beautiful, smart, and funny girl. Alyssa is the name of someone that you would love and cherish forever. The kind of person that you don't want to stop talking to. The kind of person that you hope knows that you love them. The kind of person you hope to be loved by.
Alyssa is my favorite person to talk to, she gets my humor and we have the same interest.
by L.P.B October 7, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a rockin soccer player with a rocking soccer church voice. She makes the angels cry. She will be in the World Cup some day and then all the people will be like “woah dude” and then she will take over the word.
Are you gonna be Alyssa at the game” “frick yeah dudoramity”
by MaxGRockinSocerChamp October 11, 2021
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Alyssa

This girl is amazing and a joy to be around. She will make friends very easily but will have troubles between who's her real friends. Her smile lights up the room and she has gorgeous brown eyes and brown hair. She will struggle with finding the right man. Also very self conscious and cares about what others think of her but she doesn't show it. She stands up for her friends and family and trys to make everyone happy. If you have a friend named Alyssa you are one lucky person to have such a loyal and honest friend.
by Marylenn Hisenburg November 1, 2018
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a very sexy person who will bring light into any room. She’s sweet, loving, caring and very very very funny.
If you meet an Alyssa never ever let her go.
Alyssa is a very delightful person to be around.
by Aksnsisnsnsis April 23, 2018
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