Alex 

Alex is the most amazing pogchamp person I know, they are truly skilled and have a bright life ahead of them.

Me: Hi Alex
Alex: What do you want hoe
Me in my head: Alex you are so kind

Alex by Clover_Soot January 29, 2021

Alex 

Alex's dad doesn't usually stay around for long. He's a big star drug dealer and doesn't have time to care for Alex. Alex, therefore, has no dad and is in a deep state of depression and has a severe case of autism. Fortunately, Alex knows someone called Johnny and they are best friends and sometimes fiddle with each other.

Alex has no dad

Alex by Biohazard1247 May 19, 2021

Alex 

The mf with the most biggest meat.

I heard Alex is calm now guys but still be aware because he’s packing!

Alex by The mf with the biggest meat November 22, 2021

Alex 

A boy who nicknamed himself Alex, he is just amazing and you can’t help but fall for him, his brown curly hair, the way he talks to you..you can’t help but dream about him cuddling you and kissing you.

Person 1: Hey, who’s that you’re crushing on?
Me: Oh it’s just Alex <3

Person: I mean duh of course you’d crush on Alex

Alex by A flower girl December 14, 2021

Alex 

This man is a gigantic discord mod with too many kittens and is the biggest NPC to ever exist

Alex: YOOO I love art and I am smart
Me: "briefly kissing dudes"

Alex by KFC muncher (Chocolate man) October 11, 2022

alex 

he loves tractors more than his girlfriend lolz. he will chuck rocks at you and is bad at pretending it was not him. he is pretty good at maths and is very amazing at painting his muse, tractors. GINGER THO,very sad frfr.

alex: unfortunately i cannot take my tractor as a date to prom but i can get there in it and that's close enough for me.

alex by heeheehaahaalolz September 4, 2023

Alex 

The coolest kid in the 253. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him.

Girl 1: Hey I hooked up with Alex last night ;). Best I've ever had!
Girl 2: No way! I've been trying for months! I envy you...

Alex by bigal10101 March 10, 2011