The African Boomerang

When a human body has an elephant head, and participates in the act of sucking it's own penis with the trunk.
Damn dude this guy at the party walked in with an Elephant head and immediately started the African Boomerang, so legit.
by HaveYouSeenTheRain April 14, 2020
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Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop
There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.
by r1xelf August 26, 2022
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African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises
I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!
by PersianCarpetShop May 01, 2023
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african romance

the lost north african romance language that devoloped and was prominent during the late classical and early medieval periods until north africa was invaded by the arab tribes united under the umayyid caliphate and the language was eradicated and replaced with arabic.
"y'know it would be really cool if I could get my hands on some african romance books"
by Lord Anforth February 08, 2022
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True African

An african that thinks he/she is a true african when he/she really aren't, but they are actually a True Antarctican.
by Soccerboygamer April 19, 2022
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african avalanche

When during the act of sky diving you are also dressed as any form of safari animal.
Last Sunday I did an African avalanche with Becky. It was so much fun! She's the zebra to my giraffe!!!
by The street sleeper November 17, 2019
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