African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises

I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!

by PersianCarpetShop May 1, 2023

African milkshake

When a girl gets fingered so hard she shits, the shit would be picked up and put into a cup, her partner would then jizz into the cup and it would be blended and served to an nigerian prince’s slave named rafiki

That girl looks like shit, she probably did an African milkshake

by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021

Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022

True African

An african that thinks he/she is a true african when he/she really aren't, but they are actually a True Antarctican.

Mohammed Eisa is a true african.

by Soccerboygamer April 18, 2022

African Sprinkler

Africans don’t have water

I have an African sprinkler

by Jewish are gay October 4, 2021

African fireball

When you take ur hands and get all the ball-sweat and gunk of ya junk and smack someone

Bro john was talking shit so i hit him with a African fireball

by The booty banditto March 8, 2021

african excitement

The feeling you get when you are eleven years old and you recieve a lynx africa gift set.

He really got african excitement when he opened the present!

by Lololumps December 29, 2016