Adam

if you meet an adam, keep him. you will discover that he is outrageously talented, smart, amazing, funny and very handsome. he’s very quiet but has a beautiful smile. his smile and his eyes express more then his actions and his words. this boy is someone who will make your hard days so better with his humor. he’s a keeper.

“oh that guy looks so bitchy”
“no that’s adam, tf?”

by kay <33 April 7, 2023

Adam

Adam is a massive faggot batty man virgin which will do anything to get a negative reaction out of you. He most likely plays Fortnite in his mams basement.

Me: GG man better luck next time
Adam:Nah mate, you fucked up
Me:huh, what do you m-
*gets ddos ed

by BorrisMcMorris December 28, 2019

Adam

FUCKING GAY, LIKES TO SUCK DICK, RETARDED SON OF A BITCH AND HANDSOME AF.

dude hes Adam

by BallSackDingDongUrMom December 30, 2017

Adam

a plonko

Adam: Hi
Everyone: Omg, it's Adam the plonko!
Adam: No u
Everyone: NO UR A PLONKO AND YOU CAN'T DENY IT

Adam: :(
Everyone: Lol

by aDUMB. May 15, 2019

Adam

can make you cum

Person: make me cum
Adam: OK

by teltelteltelteltel April 2, 2022

Adam

the gayest individual to ever wear skinny jeans and blue pants.

Talkin about faggots, look at Adam.

by evanhassmallballs March 20, 2009

Adam

The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.

He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.

Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!

S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!

Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!

Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!

Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!

by salsaman45 November 14, 2011