Atheist

Atheists are people people who think the science and scientists know everything and that the very limited human intelligence is the most powerful thing ever.

Atheists favorite past-time is to mock Christians for their beliefs, because Atheists lack the balls to mock Muslims, proving, that like all bullies, Atheists are cowards at heart.

Atheist. "You're Christian? Hahahaha! Fucking idiot! I spit on you!"
Christian: "That's okay i love you still."

Atheist: "What you're Muslim? Hahahaha! Fucking idio*Gets shot*

by PhallusMaximus May 21, 2011

Atheist

A smart, logical person who has there own opinions and thoughts instead of believing whatever there parents brainwashed them with.

I'm an atheist. I listen to scientific facts because I'm not an idiot and don't believe what is told to me. I have my own opinions.

by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013

Atheist

A person that basically says that humans were just a mere coincidence, thus making life pointless.

Atheist scientists believe that the world took billions of years to make. Yeah, maybe for them. It only took me six days. --God

by God's Hands N Feet August 13, 2011

Atheist

A person who does not acknowledge the existence of any God or Gods. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "atheist belief". The entire concept of atheism means that you are free from dogma and must have your own ideas.

(Typical fundamentalist Christian response)

-Suzy doesn't believe God is real, she's an atheist!
-Yeah, well, so am I...
-WITCHES!!!

by God_doesn't_give_a_shit May 30, 2010

Atheist

Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this

Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-

by Theatheistdefiner January 5, 2012

Atheist

Definition 1: A person who doesn't believe in a god
Definition 2: a person who believes in evolution
Definition 3: a person who tries to shove their believes down your throat
Definition 4: a person who believes everything scientist say

Religious person: Do you believe that god(s) exist?
Atheist: No i'm atheist

Religious person: do you believe in god?
Atheist: a god couldn't exist because something had to create it (even though they believe a explosion came from nothing)

Religious person: do you believe in god
Atheist: Kill yourself god doesn't exist and he hates everything, evolution is everything

Religious person: do you believe in jesus
Atheist: scientist never proved he exist plus einstein was an atheist
which is actually false he was an agnostic.

by Zessu Fuma March 8, 2017

atheist

An evolutionary biologist from England who answers to the name of Richard Dawkins.

dude1: I'm an atheist.
dude2: Oh, you must be Richard Dawkins.

by LargeSyringe May 26, 2009