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Alger

Long definition: A really timid but extremely smart man. This shy subspecies of male do not like to go out to large social gatherings. These cute little geeks would rather stay at home and cuddle with their prised soft object or significant other, back at whoever living quarters he is in. If he is not occupied with that special mate, then it is likely he has his nose in a book, his laptop, or whatever nerdy stuff he's currently into. Alger is also one of the biggest sweethearts you can encounter in life. If you are having a down day, just hit him up and he'll make some time to fix the day up.

TL;DR: Cute, nerdy, total geek, timid, all-around lovable
1: Well, looks like Alger is at it again with ditching us for just hanging out with some other dude... Well no big deal, I guess. He's always been someone who doesn't want to go to big events.

2: So I was having a shit day, but I dropped some balls and hit up Alger to tell him about it. Before I knew it, I was already out in the park to talk some more. Save for details, my day ended up better. Dude lives up to his name, I tell you.
by pseudoNymmed April 11, 2019
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algo

Activity (views, ratings, shares, comments) given to a channel to make it more popular for the algorithms to know what's popular and possibly recommend it even more. Similar to clout.
Go give that guy the algo he deserves.
by zaroneon December 11, 2020
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Algirdas

A great friend to have and Is lovely to all that see him. Though he judges everyone that he meets. He gets so much pussy that it is unbelievable. You might even call him a player. Even though he goes through tough times he always finds a way to make people smile. You can count on him to keep promises as not one has slipped by. At times he may be forgetful but never will forget you. Never leave him and he won't leave you.
Person1: Yo have you seen Algirdas.
Person2: Ya we went out yesterday, great guy.
by non-anonymized March 23, 2022
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Trump Algebra

Equations that are derived from Donald J. Trump’s irrational or unethical logic, which generally defy conventional algebra rules. For example, based on the twice-impeached president’s collusion and insurrection, we could formulate the following counterintuitive relationships:
Republicans: “Two impeachment wrongs don’t make a right”—when (–) × (–) = (–).
Democrats: “Two impeachment rights do make a wrong”—when (+) × (+) = (–).
Trump algebra falls under what we call “negative math,” when it’s not axiomatically incorrect for the product of two positives to be a negative, or for the product of two negatives to be still a negative.
by MathPlus January 13, 2021
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Pre Algebra

When someone does or says something that is stupid they can be described as Pre Algebra, meaning they are doing some thing far below grade level. This term originated at Central Middle School in San Carlos California.
Friend 1: two plus two is five
Friend 2: dude, Pre Algebra
by coops the ball man January 7, 2012
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algerian jackhammer

When you pour cement over a girl only exposing her vagina and then having sexual intercourse at a speed unthinkable by the common man. (Check your country's and local laws before attempting this stunt.)
When Mary was sleeping I took her and gave her an algerian jackhammer.
by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008
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Algeometrigulus

The branch of mathematics that incorporates all four main branches of mathematics.(AL-gebra-GEOME-try-TRIG-onometry-calc-ULUS) If you are at all involved with AGTC, you are part of an elite group of individuals who are higher than humanity, as AGTC incorporates theorems that explain the universe completely. An example of such a theorem is:

As x approaches the square root of an imaginary number divided by zero to the power of infinity, the corresponding y, z, q, and omega values derive each other's integrals according to the sine and tangent vaules of their triangular mediation, henceforth proving that gravity is caused by flexation of the time-space continuum and that objects that travel in a straight line in space adjacent to a large mass will curve toward the center of the mass because of this flexation, and that the universe will implode when we discover how to travel back in time. This also proves that the universe will be exactly 2,235,756,234,123,679,236,458,001.4738926124368901235 years old at the point that spacetime will rip in half because of dark energy expansion.

Anyone who tries to understand this theorem who isn't an Algeometrigulologist will lose thier mind and die due to nuclear meltdown caused by the spontaneous fission of uranium molecules in the brain because of the rapid firing of neurons using 110% of the brain's mental capacity. Extreme caution should be taken when reading a book on Algeometrigulus.
Brian: Hey man, did you see that article in Algeometrigulus monthly the other day about the origin of light after the big bang?

Fred: (head asplode)

Brian: ... (understands)

Fred: (dead)

Brian: (head asplode)
by Algeometrigulus October 14, 2010
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