A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
by Matt Markese March 24, 2004
Get the Bashful Benjaminmug. Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
by gay is good June 7, 2018
Get the Benjamin Franklinmug. An amazing canadian man who is very nice and loves the saying “was hannin”. And apparently has a penis “bigger than an iphone 13 pro max”
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by Nickryandark September 2, 2022
Get the Benjamin Harrismug. A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.
by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018
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by oofliqe February 12, 2021
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by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014
Get the benjamin mostoufimug.