A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
by Matt Markese March 25, 2004
Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
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by sideeyeee420 May 12, 2023
A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.
by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018
by panik-p July 28, 2019
A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.
by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020