Nigel

Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.

Jeez, he’s such a Nigel!

Wow, You’ve just done a Nigel!

by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is awesome, Nigel is cool, Nigel is the best, Nigel is the best there ever esisted

by A true chad November 23, 2021

Colegio Nigel Matthew

Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af

Morbius : yo do you go to Colegio Nigel Matthew

Mohammed : Yeah its pretty horrible here

by MassiveManBlalls December 12, 2022

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025