Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.
Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!
by AskACapperDOTcom April 14, 2011
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Boston Bun Missile

the act of of sliding your erect and throbbing member in between the buttox of a willing (or unwilling) female. This act is commonly used as a variant of the "titty fuck" and the "buttsex" methods of getting off. The BBM (as is commonly called) can be used when Anal sex is unwanted or flat out denied by the female (as the penis doesn't in fact penetrate the sphincter, it just slides between the buttcheeks).

Great for a first date when she "doesn't do anal".
"hey hussy! can I stick it in your butt? no? how bout a Boston Bun Missile?"

*she agrees, you proceed with the maneuver*
by Shane F and Co. June 30, 2008
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Cuban Missile

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.
Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"
by lampreyjaws March 11, 2014
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Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.
"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."
by Eulb Ralkys February 12, 2016
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The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018
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calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile
by D. "D Wayne" W. June 25, 2011
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missile-seeking heat

A horny woman. The opposite of a heat-seeking missile: a horny man.
julie is hanging all over that guy. she is a missile-seeking heat tonight!
by kipseeks June 01, 2009
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