officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack

We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.

by EVC June 06, 2007

friendly fire

When a person has too much food in their mouth and speaks so intensely that they spit it onto another person.

Dude, swallow your mashed potatoes before your friendly fire has me looking like Pizza the Hut.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

friendly fire

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

by markah stewart October 23, 2005

bi-friendly

Someone that doesn't mind having sexual contact with the same sex, even though they are heterosexual.

Jana is straight but when she hangs out with her bi-sexual roommate Amy and her boyfriend, she can be quite bi-friendly.

by Flip-6 December 17, 2010

friendly friend

phrase - a friend that is friendly
used mainly toward animals

When a cute little puppy runs up to you, exclaim : "Hi, friendly friend!"

by ~GTS~ April 30, 2008

friendly fire

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

by Paul June 12, 2004

smeary friendly

Severe and rare cases in which one may begin to holler out from the bathroom for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them because the smeary stranger was not coordinated enough

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010