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n.g.a.f. 

nobody. gives. a. fuck.

Used on a message board when someone starts a thread or makes a post that nobody cares about, the ngaf term clarifies everyone else's position in a clear fashion.

Sometimes simplified as ngaf or n/g/a/f
First post: My band is playing down at the corner bar this Friday night at 9:00. We're going to be playing an entirely new set tonight!

Responding post: n.g.a.f.
n.g.a.f. by Yun Taragoashi October 14, 2008
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Hungry As Fuck
That burger makes me H.A.F
H.A.F by lil' bitchzzz June 8, 2011
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Stands for 'Not A Fan'
When pronounced as a single word (naf) it is has the secondary yet almost synonymous meaning of something being 'lame' or generally not very good.
This acronym coincidentally spells 'Fan' backwards, adding further depth to it's meaning.
Because of these two notable coincidences, the word is entering common usage throughout the globe.
Person 1: 'Have you seen 'Avatar' yet?'
Person 2: 'Yes, but to be be honest I'm N.A.F'
Person 1: 'I'm N.A.F either, to be honest I thought it was naf'
Person 2: 'Agreed, in fact I'm the reverse of a fan, a naf, if you will'
Person 1: 'Oh, I will'
N.A.F by TheMightyGustaf March 6, 2011
(n)def. White artist from outta state.

What native, African-American Brooklynites call the suburban
post-hippie/alt/click/emo/rocker/indie-hop/stencil artists that fervently head for the Brooklyn,NY area from various mid-western cities, as to be immersed in the, NYC "hipster set."

syn.)(n) poseur.
Yo, we were at this loft party in D.U.M.B.O, and it was mad W.A.F.O.S up in that spot, real...
w.a.f.o.s by Icey St. Ides June 11, 2006

W.A.F.N.G.M.O.O.H. 

What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here
Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M.O.O.H.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.