by Eric Sermon November 10, 2002
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Damn bro you so lit like a tylenol bottle 500mg! You snaked that entire line of cocaine? Holy fuck bro you like 1000mg!!
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A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.
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Get the shitanator 5000 mug.My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.
Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make son do a big poo and wee wee in his pants .leigh was so amazing at the moves that the son cried and could not move at all or control himself, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again.never , haha He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legend and lord gifted his eyes with such a beautiful present.
Son baby calf moo poo pants said to his daddy , please daddy don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't take it. I was over taken by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar from the past years ago when lord leigh was just.....LEIGH .
Son baby calf moo poo pants said to his daddy , please daddy don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't take it. I was over taken by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar from the past years ago when lord leigh was just.....LEIGH .
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Get the swag cannon 5000 mug.An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
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