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Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.
What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.
by rock fan October 15, 2003
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edward 40 hands

A game designed to intoxicate all participants where 40oz bottles of cheap malt beverages are fastened to each hand by adhesive tapes or super-glue in some cases. The winner will have consumed all liquid in both bottles and usually celebrates by smashing the first bottle to remove it, and using the free hand to urinate into the second. Studies at the University of Colorado in Boulder conclude that the best way to be victorious in this game, without fear of urinating yourself, is to start the game with your penis already un-tucked,out of your pants. Ladies in the study, who opted to go in skirts without undergarments, fared well however did not ever claim a victory.
"You down for a game of edward 40 hands?"

"nah, its too cold to play edward 40 hands"
by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
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Top 40 kid

A teenager, or young person who only ever listens to mainstream music, that is usually in the top 40.

As soon as they hear of a band that is not mainstream, they label it as 'an unknown band', and refuse to listen to it.

These people cannot appreciate the art of music, and see it just as something to dance to and talk about with their other little top 40 friends.

The kind of people who only knew who Good Charlotte were, after they sold themselves out and released those pop songs that were massive for a while.
Top 40 kid: "Has everyone heard the new Akon song? It's the best song I've ever heard!!"

Other Top 40 kid: "Nah, i was too busy listening to Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears, OMG, and Lady Gaga"
by wicka wicka chyeaahh October 22, 2009
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Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.
What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.
by wolf15668 October 11, 2013
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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 7, 2006
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let that 40 bang

The gangsta term for poppin a cap in a niggaz ass
If i see these niggaz run up on the block ima let that 40 bang
by Flying donut hole August 21, 2016
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top 40

The barren desert of music. To see a good artist in the top 40 has been unheard of ever since the breakup of Nirvana. Dominated by emo, the dregs of rap,pop divas, and poser-punk acts. At least the Boy Band craze is over. When Bob Dylan's new album reached the Billboard charts this week, I was amazed.
Dude, turn of that top 40 bullshit and put on this AC/DC cd.
by king of canada September 9, 2006
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