november 27

national give ur bf head day

person: “what day is it?”
other person: “it’s november 27, national give ur bf head day.”
person: “ohh yeahh where my bf at?”

by 420doobz March 16, 2020

October 27

National Send a Nude Day.

Girl: I don't send pics.
Me: But it's October 27th
Girl: In that case...

by F Jizz Darkk October 23, 2020

November 27

It's your besties birth day bro and mine

November 27 get me a present

by RyleeTutz November 21, 2019

27 december

A day where everyone has to love and give blowjobs to your lord and saviour sexy boy arthur.

Hello sir, 27 December is a lovely date indeed.

by SexyManYes October 15, 2019

Forever 27

A rare coincidence of some of the greatest singers who all died at age 27. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Janis Joplin.

Also a painting of Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Janis Joplin in what appears to be heaven.

May Jim Morrison Forever be 27.

by Kevin L July 9, 2004

December 27

Super short people were born on this day.

Have you got a short friend?

Yes, than they were born on this day.

Absolutely the shortest person ever.

Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.

Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.

Apologies is when they ask you too many times.

Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day

Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short

by Tallmanjake November 20, 2019

March 27

March 27 is national nut tap day where you and your friends walk around school playing the nut tap game. Girls are not allowed because of an unfair advantage.

If you don’t know what the nut tap game is look it up.

*hit friend in the nuts*
Friend: what was that for
You: it’s march 27 national nut tap game day

by Big hungas November 4, 2019