ONG 47

When someone is stupid and don't know how to spell the word one defined as 15147 numerical.

WE ARE ONG 47 NOT YOUR CAUSE YOU ARE ONE.

by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023

kalashnikov-47

ak-47

Let's end this fucking blyat with the Kalashnikov-47

by i don't know 1234 April 1, 2023

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

47 Quay

christian rapper that advertises himself in rappers comment sections in hopes of channel growth, very annoying,
you will be watching a music video, check the comments and boom you see

"I’m a 21 year old Christian artist guiding the youth to Jesus & Lil Durk completely changed my look on Christian rap. Nothing short of a masterpiece. I pray one day my music can bring souls to the kingdom like Lil Durk. He’s one of my biggest inspirations!"

your day is now instantly ruined

no hate on 47 Quay though

Guy 1: "Yooooo bro check out this new Lil Durk song, it's heat!"
Guy 2: "ONG bro! Let's check the comments!"
47 Quay: "I’m a 21 year old Christian artist guiding the youth to Jesus & Lil Durk completely changed my look on Christian rap. Nothing short of a masterpiece. I pray one day my music can bring souls to the kingdom like Lil Durk. He’s one of my biggest inspirations!"

Guy 1: "Man nevermind I don't think I like Lil Durk anymore...."
Guy 2: "Yeah, this guy ruined it."

by tyronepookielilbro June 29, 2024

45/47

1. A historical man-made disaster, that sent humanity’s spiraling backwards into the wrong direction.

2. The antithesis of greatness

Humans will have to do a considerable amount of work to recover from 45/47

by CiciMimi March 30, 2025

T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

by Laujee May 15, 2025

Club 47

A categorization of people with one extra chromosome in their DNA; can also refer to a categorization of exceptionally stupid individuals.

When I say “exceptionally”, I mean “there’s no way somebody can be so stupid, and yet this class of individual exists to prove you wrong”.

“Hey, is that guy buying $100 worth of V-Bucks?”

“Looks like it. Probably a ‘Club 47’ member”, go easy on him.

“Okay, but do his parents know he has their credit card?”

by Star_Index_Media May 28, 2025