(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.
Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.
by Island_Spud November 18, 2016
Get the Tabasco Methodmug. by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
Get the The smoothie methodmug. Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 5, 2013
Get the The Champagne Methodmug. A method often used on stake.com that involves going all in on mines 24:1, and clicking one mine and cashing out your profits.
by ashjfa7usfhasfbasg April 7, 2023
Get the N8 Methodmug. The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012
Get the The Jono Methodmug. When a girl falls for 5 gay guys (sometimes this definition is stretched to fit any guys who are not attracted to girls) before she dates a guy. It is often a repeating cycle.
Wow , I heard Carol fell for a fourth gay guy, at least that means she’s almost completed the Laura method.
by laurallama84 November 27, 2017
Get the The Laura Methodmug. The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.
This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm
This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm
Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method
by Crankhandle64 June 5, 2016
Get the The Haha Methodmug.