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Iris

She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Iris a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Iris is that perfect girl! So, If you know an iris, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you.
Hamida: who the heck is she

Me: that iris she pretty right

Hamida: NO DUHHHHH
by Hrace January 27, 2023
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Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021
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Irie

Irie is a very sexy person they can seem shy at first but once their comfortable with you they’re the best person you’ll ever meet Irie also can bang like a god, has a big dangalang, or even a super gripper 64,000, they won’t hesitate to slap you with it :0 Irie is also a very sexy person you should try to get with a Irie you won’t regret it
“Yoo did you see what Irie posted!!?”
Yes dude she’s so hot”
by Spritesipper69 November 20, 2021
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Iris

Iris is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is the most nicest person you will ever meet. She has a laugh that will make you smile, even on the sad days
Random person ; damn, who is that
Me: oh, that’s iris. But back off she’s mine
by Toe sucker 45 March 5, 2022
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Iris

Iris is the most beautiful, stunning queen. Wait nevermind she’ll fuck any guy she meets and is completely ran through. She has an alcohol problem and wont admit it.
Just join the military and Iris will be on your dick.
by Factual1738 August 8, 2022
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Irie

A dude who lllllloves getting coon tailed
Omg please coon tail me more!” -Irie
by Fatcoontailpussy August 2, 2021
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Iris

The most perfect person in the entire world; They’re beautiful, smart, intelligent, hot, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty. They’re the best thing to ever happen to you, and they are the light of your life, and all that cheesy stuff. They make you happy every single day, they are so incredible even though they aren’t perfect, but their imperfection just make them more perfect. If you meet them… if you meet your iris, never let them go.
“Iris, you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. You make me so fucking happy, you’re like a fucking goddess and I want to worship you in every way i can.”
by PrincessLoxos March 11, 2022
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