kings of chaos

nicknamed: KoC

An online game based on Lord Of The Rings, where link clicking is involved. However, Kings Of Chaos has a unique clicking feature which makes spamming links a thing of the past (unlike outwar).

Kings of chaos players are usually higher up the food chain that Outwar players, except for anyone in Striker Clan of KoC; in order to join that clan, you must be a dutch monkey.
OuTw4rplaYerZ69: OMFG\! CLICK MAH LKINK AND I WILL SELL J00 A AACOUNT AND PRON! FREE!
randomguy7: go ass kiss yourself, biatch!

KoCplayerTahara: uhhh, anyone for trading links?
randomguy7: sure. IM me.
by James Tahara February 03, 2004
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kings of chaos

kings of chaos is an online turn based game where you build an army up by getting people to click your 'unique link' which gives you 1 soldier which is worth money every time a turn goes by

the object is to build your stats so you can defend against people
attack more people!
and also you can build spies so you can check out other peoples stats
example: anyone that uses a system other than striker clan click system is a stupid idiot an should not play kings of chaos
by shitmunk420 April 21, 2004
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Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.
Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"
by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010
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Uncontrolled Chaos

Defined as all sorts of sexy hell breaking loose on the female population. Sexiness equivalent in grandeur as biblical catastrophes on the scale of the four horsemen of the coming apocalypse coming to exact terrible judgement. Uncontrolled Chaos is typically caused by two or more individuals, usually best friends AKA Nicholas & Mark, both devilishly handsome, who fuck shit up wherever they go. Fathers hide your daughters.
Uncontrolled Chaos
Mark "Hey I'm Mark."
Girl 1 "Aww your cute. Here's my number ; )"

Nicholas "Sup."
Girls 2,3, & 4 "Enter us... simultaneously..."
Nicholas "Word."
by Leprechaun66 January 16, 2013
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Chaos Pansexuals

Someone who is attracted, romantically/sexually/platonically, to anyone of any gender identity. But they are marked by a constant vortex of evolving and confusing attachments and connections. Often they are ethically non-monogamous or polyamorous. Also, often confused with disaster bisexuals.
"How are all my disaster bisexuals and chaos pansexuals doing tonight?!?" -local burlesque host starting the show
by ResidentChaosPansexual February 24, 2022
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Chaos Theatre

The new club that Gideon Graves attempted to open in Toronto before his untimely murder, it reeks of his 'personal touch'.

See Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour.
Gideon's Chaos Theatre is opening soon in Toronto - Random person.
by winefromthelilactree October 20, 2011
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cha-chao

It's just a sound implying the act of having sex.
A: What're you gonna do tonight?
B: Just cha-chao.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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