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Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes
Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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stir your pasta

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(
by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
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Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
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stir the crock

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
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stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.
by crabfeet May 16, 2010
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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
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Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!
A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010
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