Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019
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Post-Fiend

A reformed character whose focus has shifted from the intensity of the fiendish experience to its continued longevity. Behavior tends to be self modified to include the regular consumption of caffeine and pure h20 in order to increase net health while maintaining a fiendish outlook. Can be found spending balanced amounts of time chatting to other post-fiends and regular fiends alike.

Its natural habitat includes many of the traditional fiendish haunts, but the subject has grown its base habitat to include more lounge style venues, with a growing appreciation for quality not quantity in its drinking habits.

Diet outside of fiendish activity is generally healthy, and has adapted itself to factor in the net gain in personal happiness caused by correct diet and nutrition.
Ex-clubbers who have outgrown the incessant filth and lifted themselves above the grime, attaining post-fiend status if they can alternate appreciation of substance abuse with appreciation of fine wines and literature.
by ralph535 September 09, 2008
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premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 01, 2010
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When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
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national post your dick day

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"
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Defibrillator Post

A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.
Last reply in topic: 4/22/09

Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
by Babies in the Marsh September 04, 2011
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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 09, 2019
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