Faulty Powers

Having a conversation for a noticeable amount of time then

Realizing the conversation is about two completely different subjects.

Pronunciation is key here.
For example a friend asks “hey did you ever see faulty towers” but the other friend hears “hey did you ever see Austin powers.”

Naturally, “faulty powers” has occurred.

by Faulty powers July 15, 2022

power in the outlet

as in "you don’t have power in your outlet"
1. you can’t keep going, you need to stop, you are burned out.
2. you are not that smart, you have no clue

Doug: power in the outlet! i got it.
friend: let me guess, another fast, bright idea?

Doug: sudoku.

by wickedestslam July 30, 2022

Power Duo

CALLIE AND MADIII

Callie and Madi rock at baking and being friends in general making them a power duo😔✋🏻

by Sneakypersondog June 9, 2022

Sexual Powers

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022

Power

A strong independent Mother.
Who makes great omelettes.

The responsibility is much great than the power it comes with.

by Halo Fans June 18, 2022

The power button

When you stick your fist so far up someone’s ass that they pass out

James gave Judah the power button last night

by Uncle gubsy June 23, 2022

Austin powers

I just made a fake word to trick my kids!!! They almost fell for it!!!

Name a famous persons starting with Austin?
Austin Powers

by Austin Power lover June 30, 2022