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Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024
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ghetto buttplug

A Ghetto Buttplug is any device around ones one's self that can be inserted into his/her anus.
Holy shit! This lamp makes a good ass Ghetto Buttplug
by Gilbo $waggins February 13, 2017
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Ghetto skunk

PA announcement: We've got a ghetto skunk in frozen foods
by Speak douglas September 13, 2019
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
by Finkykuck November 21, 2016
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ghetto

The Grammys are the most ghetto award dhlw ever”
by PLAN3TBRUNO April 3, 2022
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Ghetto Camping

A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.
My mom made me mad so I went ghetto camping.
by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025
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