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We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!
Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.
by bean keeper February 23, 2022
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pillow talk

when boomers say stupid shit that makes younger people long for the day of the pillow
"I deserve every penny of your dollar that I get. Cry more"

bob read the response to his post, thinking that it was pillow talk
by superduperpasta August 15, 2025
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We don't need to talk about it in any other context

Hym "We don't need to talk about it in any other context! Me threatening kids doesn't give YOU the NON-LAW REGULAR CITIZEN the right to do ANYTHING. You have ONE option but you're not doing it because THE THEFT FROM ME... IS WORTH MORE than any kid I could threaten. TO BOTH OF US. Even though their lives are so worthless it's a waste of breath to even threaten them. I KNOW IT. YOU know it. I told you this is exactly how this was going to work. You are too retarded to be deciding who is or who isn't a criminal. You are deflecting from the fact that you chose THEFT over protecting children. All under the false pretense that you actually gave a shit about anyone other than yourself. You thought you were the decider. WRONG. I was right. I was the correct one."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
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No More Talking Shit

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canada talk

canadian's talk WAY different then americans, they say "eh" at the begining or end of a sentence. im canadian and i dont even know i say that, but when i when to the USA i got called out for it.
"ya see, Canadian's mostly talk like a mix of an Irish accent and a lot of slang, like they say things like, eh, or ya. a lot of Americans think we live in igloos and have pets moose's and beavers, but ya only see them once in a while. so this is Canada talk for ya, eh?"
by dog lover god October 23, 2022
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