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unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.
I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
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Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
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Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021
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Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017
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straight whore

a nice but mean bitch <3 who is also gay
“Hey adrian!”
“Just to let you know adrian is a straight whore”
“Oh, so he’s gay?”
by kayleess April 14, 2020
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digging straight down

person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO

person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019
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