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sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is when a girl is giving a man a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
Mary-Lou is always down for a sloppy dallas.
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.
"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."
by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021
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sloppy dallas

doobrah gave me sloppy dallas last night
by macky999 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a woman gives you a blowjob full of dip in it
Damn McNasty, I didn't know your stepsister gave such a good Sloppy Dallas brother.
by notsyy October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

Blowjob with a mouth full of dip
by Joe_jo3 October 16, 2020
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sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 2, 2023
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Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021
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