Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz January 15, 2016

rick rolled in 2017

In which you get baited into watching Rick Astley in 2017

Jake “Man I just got rick rolled in 2017”

by wowshaka September 24, 2017

roll back baby

Where a mans cum drips from her ass after having anal and proceeds to impregnate said woman

Damm I didn’t want kid but I got a roll back baby

by Knolage May 6, 2018

pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

Steaming Tootsie Roll

A steaming tootsie roll is a combo move built off of the Cleveland steamer. After pooping on a females chest, you then make a rolling motion smearing the feces on their chest (aka. Cleveland steamer.) Following the steamer you begin to titty bang the chick. Once the titty banging is done you then ram your cock into her mouth to allow her to clean the crevases of your cock with her tongue to be free of any feces while you blow your load in her mouth.

While in Vegas for my buddies bachelor party. We cruised the strip to find a hooker that would let my pal Steaming tootsie roll her for $100 back at the hotel room. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

by FnLinLV October 15, 2012

fuck-a-shrug-roll

It's like the middle finger only you're thinking "fuck you" and your face convey's it as you shrug and roll your eyes.

"don't fuck-a-shrug-roll at me"

by the boss of candyland February 14, 2012

Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.

Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*

by Strangelove, Ph.D. December 2, 2011