Stop, Drop, and Roll

to go to a place hastily, drop a deuce, and roll up out of there.

After work, Chris came home to Stop, Drop, and Roll in order to clear his system and get ready for the night.

by Brewmaster Morph September 30, 2011

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Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.

Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*

by Strangelove, Ph.D. December 2, 2011

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rick rolled in 2017

In which you get baited into watching Rick Astley in 2017

Jake “Man I just got rick rolled in 2017”

by wowshaka September 24, 2017

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Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.

That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

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pretzels and tootsie rolls

If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.

Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?

by Fuckmedadi69 January 18, 2017

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