by I am Himmy September 11, 2022
Get the Rider Umphenhour mug.People who destroy cars. If you have a Japanese car that was made to go fast (R35 GTR, Skyline R34, Supra, S2000 & RX8), then you can make it go fast, and we're not talking fast, we're talking "Lamborghini Aventador/Veneno" fast.
However, one with a bullshit JDM car that was made to go slow & handle like a Tata Nano with oil on its tires. (Usually Honda Civics & Toyota Avalon, but cars like the Focus, 206/106s & Cavaliers are known to be riced) can be massacred to the point a bone-stock Smart ForTwo could beat it, let alone a poverty-spec moped from India or Pakistan.
Usually, they will have tasteless mods, such as HUGE fart cans the size of 3 Rottweilers, obnoxious REP wheels & body kits, and huge spoilers. It's also been reported that they will have audio systems in the trunk, though more rarely, there are not only speakers but TV Screens or game consoles.
However, one with a bullshit JDM car that was made to go slow & handle like a Tata Nano with oil on its tires. (Usually Honda Civics & Toyota Avalon, but cars like the Focus, 206/106s & Cavaliers are known to be riced) can be massacred to the point a bone-stock Smart ForTwo could beat it, let alone a poverty-spec moped from India or Pakistan.
Usually, they will have tasteless mods, such as HUGE fart cans the size of 3 Rottweilers, obnoxious REP wheels & body kits, and huge spoilers. It's also been reported that they will have audio systems in the trunk, though more rarely, there are not only speakers but TV Screens or game consoles.
1: I got a damn 1970 Monte Carlo in my garage. It's all rusty & shit, but unlike that asshole driving his Peugeot 106, it won't wake up the entire neighborhood.
2: Guys, look! It's a damn Cavalier sticker bombed with a fart can on it. *Laughs*
3: Bro this car is sick! This used to be a ricer Ford Focus, but I tuned it and made it go beast mode! I beat a Gallardo off the line & killed a brand new Ferrari. I taught those rich kids the meaning of "kick-ass"
2: Guys, look! It's a damn Cavalier sticker bombed with a fart can on it. *Laughs*
3: Bro this car is sick! This used to be a ricer Ford Focus, but I tuned it and made it go beast mode! I beat a Gallardo off the line & killed a brand new Ferrari. I taught those rich kids the meaning of "kick-ass"
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legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.
"Oh, there's River! She's so cool!"
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Get the RIVER mug.Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.
by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022
Get the River mug.River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.
They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.
They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.
They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
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