The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020
Get the muffin-fluffermug. by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017
Get the Turd Muffinmug. 
An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable
They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head
They do be wholesome and loveable
They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head
'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'
by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020
Get the Muffinmug. A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
by shut up stalker March 2, 2008
Get the muffinmug. The swelling of a woman's pelvic mound and she becomes overtaken with last. Swole out and aroused vagina. Vagina ready to pounce on her man.
My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.
by AAA-Wordsworth April 26, 2022
Get the thunder muffinmug. by theonlyheartless January 12, 2012
Get the muffin basemug.