alien-rape

noun.

A person (most likely male) who is so weird-looking and ugly, it's as if he/she is the result of a mother getting probed by an alien

"He's got the money, the funny. Too bad he's an alien-rape"

by kimsy October 21, 2014

Date rape

raping someone on a date

Did he date rape me on my date?

by 459395 February 26, 2022

Face rape

Kissing for more than five minutes, to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex wanted to face rape girl Alex when she came over to hang out, this lead to both of them needing chapstick after.

by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

Preacher Rape

What Catholic priest do to little boys

"I would love to preacher rape that Valero girl."
"Dude that's sick as fuck."

by Hdjfkf January 27, 2019

Eye rape

When you see something ugly but can’t take your eyes off it.

“Damn, that pimple popping show was eye-rape!”

“My eyes have been raped. I hate eye rape.

by AestheticallyChloe April 29, 2019

mage rape

the use of magic (in an extremely nerdy rpg ussually) to suveerly kill a unit, and ussually when there are multiple mages involved and the unit stands no chance. this ussually happens to meele units. Also usable when you have a mega-mage

the 15th lvl fighter enters the temple of the lich and is immediately shot death spells at from three minion mages of similar level blast him with death magic. He sucedes on his first two saves but fails the third, and the spell kills him instantly. mage rape.

also in a gris rpg when a unit is surrounded by mages and locked in place by the ha-ha-you-cant-move-through-my-unit-strategy.

by avocado avenger January 25, 2011

Shop-Rape

What Hollister does to you. They get you lost in a dark forest of plants and fabric. Then they render your senses useless by shining bright light in your eyes and blaring loud pop music in your ears. Finally, they choke you by forcing you to inhale the poisonous fumes they call "fragrance". You eventually pass out and awake in a small white room with a mirror or two, naked and moneyless. Surrounded by clothes you never wanted.

Amanda: OMIGOSH, I THINK I'VE BEEN SHOP-RAPED!
Claire: Did you go into Hollister again?!?
Amanda: It was on a dare :(
Claire: Well at least you've learned your lesson :/

by iHateHollister November 29, 2010