nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.

Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."

by failure33object April 18, 2005

Dee's nuts

A long hairy thing that hang off of your legs

Guess what came in the mail today...
Dee's nuts

by Jordi Pena September 20, 2016

nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.

I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.

by Krumpleforeskin September 8, 2011

Chisel Nut

A total dipshit,a moron,a dumb ass

Ken is still a Chisel Nut after all these years.

by desantism July 25, 2004

shug nuts

Exclamation of dismay when something unfortunate happens.

Person 1 "Something bad just happened"
Person 2 "Awwwww shug nuts!"

by stef March 25, 2005

bust a nut

To bust a nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

It only took me three minutes for me to jack off this morning and bust a nut!

by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021

fat nuts

The roll of fat that extremely over weight women have that hangs below their waist. (Not to be confused with phat nutz.)

"Damn dude, Misty has really put on weight since high school!"

"Yeah, I know, she has fat nuts!"

by Darren Hunt January 6, 2007