Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 14, 2020

Boaster named Bean

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.

Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 26, 2022

boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

by Boiled Beans October 08, 2018

Leon my bean

So it may have been taken down now but on the 6th of April 2023 I wrote about my then boyfriend leon I loved leon but the sunset is beautiful isn't it? Why did it have to be this way I don't know but I wish I was a better person and that I could let go of my emotions. I don't know if he ever loved me but we were together from 27/03/23 - 27/05/23 (UK system) it's been 25 days since "the end" and each day I've thought about him, it's been in a way a quick 25 days because even though we were together from winter to the early summer that time felt longer than now due to the fact I didn't stop missing him when he wasn't around.
P. S: I still miss him and I wait for him but I've had to come to terms with the fact I've spent so long on a losing game.

I guess I've gone from saying Leon my bean to,

I lost my bean.

by The_girl_he_lost June 21, 2023

Cool Pepe Beans

The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong

You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"

by Pepeniggabeans69 June 29, 2019

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

by KingSalami1313 June 28, 2021

spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.

"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)

by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008