get a life

What I say to these morons who thumb down posts for no good reason. Would someone just give this asshole a good kick in the balls already. What a discrace to the human species. I wish hitler would rise from the dead to put these dicks in a concentration camp. This probably won't be published.

me: I'm gonna check out my newest post.
1 thumb down
me: get a life fucking parasite.

by annnnonnnnymous September 5, 2011

Life is a lemon

1. Defines with frustration the fact that life is sometimes unfair (a lemon is also a fuck).

2. A clever blog about a lemonade life by a funny italian guy

"Oh god he just robbed me, life is a lemon."

by Artemides May 31, 2009

Life Ruiner

Steven Moffat

Damn, that Steven Moffat is a life ruiner with all these cliffhangers!

by guyonthestreet November 30, 2014

Life's Hard

Deal with it.

Life's Hard so deal.

by Seiza June 22, 2011

Half life

The time it takes for you to lose your virginity.

Dude did you just lose your virginity?" "Yep my half life is over."

by disobeyed toast February 24, 2011

Jet Life

To exit a situation quickly, to leave in a fly manner.
To get somewhere quickly.

Dude 1: Yo that thug just had to Jet Life out of there.

Dude 2: Man that was so fly.

Dude 1: Only way to bounce, the Jet Life way

by Dkalli77 June 7, 2011

Get a Life

The most frequent responce to Karl when his mouth opens and words come out.

Karl: "I am a good foosball player"

Anyone: GET A LIFE!!!

by big fan February 6, 2003