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dance virginity

you have never danced with an opposite sex before
"man i lost my dance virginity yesterday at the arts banquet"
by asdfimcoolyolo May 18, 2014
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stomp dance

A female stomps on your dick repeatedly until it is swollen and then the female shits on your dick.
Man: "I had to go to the E.R. last night because my girlfriend gave me a stomp dance."
by •_____________• November 10, 2013
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Cotton dancing

Cotton dancing is the act of two black women twerking on a white man, who takes the appearance of cotton.
“Man that party last night was crazy! Every white boy got into some cotton dancing!”
by grumpy marmoset lover June 19, 2022
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the Globgogabgolab dance

A rendition orchestrate with a small number of friends as the result of when one friend has had enough of you keeping him up all night talking and watching Bernd das Brot on the hotel room tv, rage quits the night and goes and hides in the toilet, crying. This is a problem, as you and your friends are thirsty, and your miserable sulking friend has been in there for 2 hours, and, despite bribes, threats and physiological (and chemical) warfare, refuses to unlock the door and come out.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
“He’s been in there for hours, the Nillywig!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023
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dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.
person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
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Dance on Vans

Vans is a famous shoes brand because of its simple design. You can draw on them, beat them, and they are still there, they might make you look better. Dance on Vans means, you gotta be yourself, do not show off anything. It also means creating art
Ex: Do not show off dude. Dance on Vans
Ex
A: Idk how to mix these colours to look good
B: Just relax and Dance on Vans I know you can do it
by Yung LaFlame September 23, 2019
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