do you want to dance on my cape

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.

Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.

by I'm horny. April 17, 2014

essex hunt dance

a dance where it doesn't matter if your ugly, you always will get grinded by anyone if you wear a fitted dress.

"Woah, did you just grind that ugly girl with the nice body?" "Yeah, its the essex hunt dance."

by idkperson1234444 April 26, 2014

dance virginity

you have never danced with an opposite sex before

"man i lost my dance virginity yesterday at the arts banquet"

by asdfimcoolyolo May 18, 2014

Dance Ghost

The act of sneaking up behind someone in a dance-setting, and copying or "ghosting" their moves.

For maximal results, when they turn around, look inconspicuous, or greet them like a former acquaintance.

Bro #1: "Watch me dance ghost this guy. He's got some ghost-worthy moves, and I love 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'!"

Bro #2: "Bonus points if you don't get caught."

by V. von D. October 16, 2014

Stand Dancing

Dancing in place without lifting your feet.
Most common in straight white men in their 40's.

Ronnie was pick-pocketed on the N train while he was stand dancing in the aisle.

by GLNO October 20, 2014

hand dance

Masturbating

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.

by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014

stomp dance

A female stomps on your dick repeatedly until it is swollen and then the female shits on your dick.

Man: "I had to go to the E.R. last night because my girlfriend gave me a stomp dance."

by •_____________• November 10, 2013