crowning moment

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017

Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.

Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.

by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021

Manhattan Moment

In reference to one of the main characters of Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan, to relate to when you lose yourself in time from sometype of past memory. A photo, a purfume scent, a ringtone, all of these could possibly take you back to a moment that has already occured.

It's April 7th 2009, I'm writting this definition to 'Manhattan Moment' during a Manhattan Moment of my own.

by Ezzy Zalpz April 7, 2009

blue ball moment

when you think sumthin will happen...when in the end it doesn't happen..much like when you get a boner...and never wackoff

the team was up by 20, and i was sure we would win...but got beat by 2...what a blue ball moment

by sheaspeck September 9, 2005

jenny craig moment

a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.

*wile sobbing* guy:"do you know that your my bestfriend. you stuck by my side when nobody elese was there."

bystander: "you guys and ur damn jenny craig moments"

by superFAIRY200 January 10, 2008

pre-senior moment

a momentary lapse of thought in an individual, generally between the ages of forty to sixty-years-old or so: a brief aphasia when one cannot think of what to say or the right word for a thing, or has a momentary lapse of memory. 2. To draw a blank.

"Damn - I knew exactly what it was a minute ago, then it slipped away from me: Forgive me: I'm having a pre-senior moment."

by sadi ranson-polizzotti January 10, 2009

White Trash Moment

An instance when an aluminum can (especially a beer can) falls out of your car door and makes a loud, clanking sound, the act can make the classiest perpetrator reduced to appear as trailer trash.

*opens pickup truck door in front of friends*

-CLANK-

Oh crap, I just had a white trash moment!

by Bryce Man July 29, 2009