Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

egg

Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"

by Ooferus February 23, 2023

Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

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by JoemamaligmaballscAndicedick November 1, 2021

Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020

egg

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by GoogiesMansion January 5, 2020