Facebook Kiss Ass

This person usually has maxed out his friends to 5,000 people he doesn't know. He rambles on all day about his activities in order to drum up attention and build his business. He kisses the ass of those he think can help him to the extent he causes them to believe someone is FB attacking them. He spends every waking hour trying to call everyone he knows (and even people he DOESN'T know) under the guise he is "exposing" this so called perpetrator, when in fact he is using the situation to increase his own popularity and contacts.

What is up with that Facebook Kiss Ass? Doesn't he have anything better to do then to try to appear to be a hero? He pretends to be sticking up for someone, when he is really kissing their ass and takes on the mission to take down this perpetrator for his "friend". He status chases the "perpetrator" and reports back to everyone on this persons posts, like a little minion. He attempts to spin their posts into negative attacks on his "friend". Funny because they all are just using him for information and think he is fool for wasting so much of his time on this crap.

by Are u a FB Kiss Ass? November 10, 2009

Facebook Rage

When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.

When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.

by Harry James-Parker November 30, 2010

Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

by mrab September 12, 2012

facebook rapping

when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.

1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping

2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet

above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples

by MissBeautyDaOriginal August 05, 2011

Facebook puppyball

A person who takes normal comments as his insults and fights back by swearing other people to make them look big and winning.

Jack: Crashed my car !!

Dan:Dude,don worry ! Get a new one :P
Jack:Oh your fucking Dad will get me ? STFU asshole !
Dan:I was jus kiddin man. Don't get pissed
Jack:Thats what you become when dickheads like you talk.
Dan:Jeez ! what a facebook puppyball.

by ed45gr December 02, 2011

Facebook Fiend.

Someone who sends many friend requests too people that they have ZERO mutual friends with. Sends requests to people that live in the other side of the country, Takes a million photos and have many profile Picture. A person who rights a new status 5 minutes. Gets married multiple times and Always looking for attention, etc.

Hey I'm John Doe and a I'm a Facebook Fiend.

by JohnDoe93 August 13, 2011

Facebook Loop

When one gets into an inescapable conversation on facebook about how meaningless facebook is.

Dave: Dude, I found my car
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*

by Trevor James Aloyssius Murphy April 18, 2010