by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022
Get the Afternoon Teamug. 
Female victory humilation:
The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
by obvk July 13, 2020
Get the Tea Cosiedmug. A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
Get the Malcolm X Teamug. A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.
Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!
by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010
Get the Mr. Teasmug. A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.
nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Get the Bone apple teamug. London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.
I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.
Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?
Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?
Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022
Get the Cup of Teamug.