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Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.
Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Slommy Sandwich

When one person sharts and then proceed to rub their ass against another individuals ass until the shit spreads evenly between both asses.
Me and my girl made an extra messy slommy sandwich between our buns last night
by Hrny4Mordekaiser February 25, 2025
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Bad Sandwich

When something is morally, physically or metaphorically just not right. That’s bad sandwich.
“I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”

“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
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a yummy and delicouse sandwich

a man gently rubbing piece of bread around his dick and adding ingrdients to attract women
bob:dam that girl makes a yummy and delicouse sandwich
by penis driver July 9, 2012
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Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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