by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018
Get the Bologna Sandwichmug. A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theorymug. When one person sharts and then proceed to rub their ass against another individuals ass until the shit spreads evenly between both asses.
by Hrny4Mordekaiser February 25, 2025
Get the Slommy Sandwichmug. “I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
Get the Bad Sandwichmug. by penis driver July 9, 2012
Get the a yummy and delicouse sandwichmug. by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
Get the Peanut and jam sandwichmug. Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
Get the Liquor Ball Sandwichmug.